Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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