Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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