Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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