we have officially lost it.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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