He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I think my nap took me to another dimension
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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