Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I bet he comes in French.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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