she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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