Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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