I hate all girls vehemently.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
My pussy is not your playground.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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