Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
