yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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