No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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