Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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