Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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