That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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