I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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