Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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