awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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