Your dad touched me again.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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