No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
