are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I want to fling myself into the sun
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
