Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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