Don't you send me to vm
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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