i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
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