Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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