having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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