Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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