who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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