We're facebook friends in real life
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
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