508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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