I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Randomize
