i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
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