Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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