And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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