id be glad to
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
BRING THE BAGELS
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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