either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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