Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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