K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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