just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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