Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Someone stole a lamp last night.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
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