Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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