Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Randomize
