So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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