Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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