why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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