Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Randomize
