me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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