Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
wrigley field is MILF paradise
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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