Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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