Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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