Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
