that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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