But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
operation harelip BJ is a go
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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